Ah, love is in the air! The sweet sounds of a gramophone, the delightful scent of a candle, the delectable taste of spicy, spicy food. Romance is in the air. Or, it would be, if the Relationship Assassin wasn’t there too! CuStupid is a game that asks the question: what would an anti-romance game look like? Through tricks and traps, you, the Relationship Assassin, attempt to destroy the dates of unlucky couples. The normal romance genre would ask you to take time and slow down, learning about the people in your life and finding love. CuStupid is instead about stopping bad matches before they even happen, and showing how stupid some people are, especially in the face of love.

Welcome Relationship Assassin! 

Your mission is to prevent this date from going through. You will be presented with a dinner scene, set before the date begins. Click on objects to interact with them, and set up the date so that your two victims have no chance of falling in love.

Once you are satisfied with your setup, click the button to begin the date. Once you do this, you may not interfere with the date any further. It is all in their hands.

Do not be afraid to experiment! Even failure is an opportunity to learn more for success. And upon failure you will be given an opportunity to try again without penalty. 

Good luck assassin. And may love wither in your presence!

Credits:

Font:

VCR OSD Mono Font by Riciery Leal

Art:

Simple RPG GUI by ermizidis.stan

Music: 

Artlist Musical Logos - Creepy Music Box Ident by Musical Logos

Mack the Knife, Amos by Ever Hadani

Ambient, people in a restaurant with stir fry cooking by Airborne Sound

Jingle-Bell-Rock-1.mid by Midibit

SFX: 

Video Editor - Lighting Match by Stuart Duffield

Bureaucracy - Pen Signature 02 by Cyberwave Orchestra

Just Woosh - Cloth Woosh, Flap by Sound Bits 

Blowing Out Candle_softer.wav by tlcolbe